Sunday, August 14, 2011

Crimes Against Convention: LeeHere Absent (Location # 4)

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  1. Kick FrenzyAugust 14, 2011 at 5:13 PM

    Never gonna give you up...

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  2. LeeHere AbsentAugust 14, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    Never gonna say goodbye.

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  3. Kick FrenzyAugust 14, 2011 at 5:41 PM

    I really think this bartender snorted some Prozac.

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  4. LeeHere AbsentAugust 14, 2011 at 5:44 PM

    Fuck, who let Tarzan behind the bar? We'll all be slipped mickies and given referrals to therapists.

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  5. HarveyAugust 14, 2011 at 6:37 PM

    I'd be more worried about being given an STD. If he could get it up long enough that is.

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  6. LeeHere AbsentAugust 14, 2011 at 6:39 PM

    I think you've spent too much time in the labs, little rabbit.

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  7. LeeHere AbsentAugust 14, 2011 at 6:40 PM

    It's amazing the power this thread title "Crimes Against Convention: LeeHere Absent" appears to have on people.

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  8. HarveyAugust 14, 2011 at 6:52 PM

    http://youtu.be/BX7Ar3Z-oTo

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  9. LeeHere AbsentAugust 14, 2011 at 6:56 PM

    Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids.

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  10. Venus PetrovAugust 14, 2011 at 7:34 PM

    What kind of crimes? Who defines 'convention'? People are free to read what they wish to read and respond or not.

    Am I missing something?

    Wait, do not answer that....

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  11. LeeHere AbsentAugust 14, 2011 at 7:45 PM

    Venus Petrov said..."Who defines 'convention'?"

    Good question.

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  12. LeeHere AbsentAugust 14, 2011 at 7:59 PM

    True internet tough guy criteria according to Lain (is Bams):

    "All you've got are some archived bitching and moaning festivals and a blog. Hardly hardcore enough to run with the big dogs here sweetie.

    Call us back when you chalk up a few permanent bannings, some false accusations or two, and a real life incident of some sort and we'll put you on the waiting list."

    http://gotvirtual.net/community/threads/crimes-against-convention-leehere-absent.2380/page-3#post-107362

    "I don't consider myself a net tough-person, however. I hear you need at least 6 blogs and no-life to get started, I'm just too happy leaving my house and haven't found a de-motivator with enough umph to keep me at home full time, where the 'cool kids' seem to be."

    http://gotvirtual.net/community/threads/crimes-against-convention-leehere-absent.2380/page-7#post-107523

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  13. LeeHere AbsentAugust 14, 2011 at 7:59 PM

    And don't forget to get baked.

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  14. Venus PetrovAugust 14, 2011 at 8:21 PM

    I just read that exchange and it made my head hurt. Hurling insults does not take much intelligence or wit even.

    Lee, why did you go and get them all wound up like that? /me smiles

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  15. MulchAugust 14, 2011 at 8:47 PM

    All you did was kill me... twice, what is everyone else so pissed at you about?

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  16. LeeHere AbsentAugust 14, 2011 at 8:56 PM

    Mulch said...
    "All you did was kill me... twice, what is everyone else so pissed at you about?"

    LOL

    That's fast becoming the eternal question. ;-)

    I swear, I think there's something in the title.

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  17. LeeHere AbsentAugust 14, 2011 at 8:57 PM

    Venus Petrov said...

    "Lee, why did you go and get them all wound up like that?"

    Or that could be the eternal question. ;-)

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  18. HarveyAugust 14, 2011 at 10:20 PM

    Big Dog my ass, more like a yappy lil Chihuahua.

    How sad do you have to be to be proud of being banned from anywhere permanently.

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  19. LeeHere AbsentAugust 15, 2011 at 12:30 AM

    It's gettin' a little rough in there.

    http://gotvirtual.net/community/threads/crimes-against-convention-leehere-absent.2380/page-18#post-107802

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  20. LeeHere AbsentAugust 15, 2011 at 12:30 AM

    Jerry Springer's probably assembling a production crew. Maybe Mulch will stream it and get the chickens as back up dancers.

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  21. LeeHere AbsentAugust 15, 2011 at 12:36 AM

    I totally won the overnight thread post contest.

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  22. LeeHere AbsentAugust 15, 2011 at 12:38 AM

    Lias said...

    "Pathetic is YOU Tarzan. Your sad and desperate 'backchannel' thread only had 77 responses and 656 views in 6 days.

    My thread has 112 replies and 732 views overnight.

    Do better. Don't lash out at me because of your 'shortcomings'"

    http://gotvirtual.net/community/threads/the-saloon-a-mature-area17-nsfw-red-thread.1200/page-35#post-106107

    "Although the ladies rock and Tarzan is still sad - I said more views than Tarzan received in an overnight period. Not months and months.

    Maybe Nina can start a thread of useless stats for us."

    http://gotvirtual.net/community/threads/the-saloon-a-mature-area17-nsfw-red-thread.1200/page-35#post-106138

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  23. LeeHere AbsentAugust 15, 2011 at 12:38 AM

    And they say I'm not part of the community. Pfft.

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  24. PepAugust 15, 2011 at 1:10 AM

    I predict that in six months gV will have as its total complement of active posters:

    * Nina and her planet alts desperately attempting to assert authority by creating alts and giving them infractions for novel breaches of unwritten rules of her forum
    * Tarzan and his pervert backchannel alts, suggesting that everybody else needs the same sort of psychotherapy that he does
    * Liar, Blablady, and the lolcat poster with Immy occasionally poking her for lulz
    * Lame and his alt Bunnie and a distributed automated cast of millions set to "agree"

    Pep (Any alternative prognostications?)

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  25. DerekAugust 15, 2011 at 7:45 PM

    http://www.defectiveyeti.com/iacaptchas/

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  26. LeeHere AbsentAugust 15, 2011 at 8:09 PM

    LOL

    Elitist. ;-p

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  27. 23rdDjinAugust 15, 2011 at 9:46 PM

    well, that was... interesting...

    really, at the beginning, i thought it was all a badly done satire/performance art, what with lines like "even with my staggeringly high IQ" and so many others chiming in with their own overused personal memes. though none of it was really what one would call surprising, it was none the less a bizarre bazaar...

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  28. RudiAugust 16, 2011 at 12:58 AM

    So what's fucking wrong with a fucking overused fucking personal fucking meme?

    Rudi

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  29. RudiAugust 16, 2011 at 1:09 AM

    I should also point out that I have scored about 90 in every fucking IQ test I have ever fucking taken and I reckon 90% is fucking staggeringly high especially in fucking Joburg.

    Rudi

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  30. DerekAugust 16, 2011 at 5:55 AM

    http://knowyourmeme.com/memes

    http://memegenerator.net/

    What's your meme, lolcat?

    (sung to Tom Jones' "What's new pussycat?"

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  31. LeeHere AbsentAugust 16, 2011 at 8:32 AM

    /me throws her virtual panties at Derek.

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  32. LeeHere AbsentAugust 16, 2011 at 8:32 AM

    Hello 23rdDjin. Welcome to the Crime Convention.

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  33. LeeHere AbsentAugust 16, 2011 at 8:36 AM

    Mulch wants a summary. Natch. ;-)

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  34. LeeHere AbsentAugust 16, 2011 at 2:48 PM

    Looks like we have some potential flouncing in the 'Crime' thread.

    http://gotvirtual.net/community/threads/crimes-against-convention-leehere-absent.2380/page-27#post-108304

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  35. LeeHere AbsentAugust 16, 2011 at 3:01 PM

    Lias said:

    "So Lain and colleen flounced. Sadly, I'll update the ragequit thread."

    http://gotvirtual.net/community/threads/crimes-against-convention-leehere-absent.2380/page-28#post-108328

    http://gotvirtual.net/community/threads/community-assistance-ragequitters-seeking-guidance.1172/page-16#post-108330

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  36. orfeuAugust 16, 2011 at 6:41 PM

    gv has turned into something of a disappointment...which is a pity...cause I like the forum interface.

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  37. 23rdDjinAugust 16, 2011 at 6:56 PM

    "Sadly, I'll update the ragequit thread."

    and quite even handedly at that (if she were a one armed man). i have no predictions for colleen returning or not. it's not her first quit. Lain will be back, i'm certain, after she's received thousands of messages of support upon thousands more begging her to come back.
    interesting dynamic, however. usually flounces and ragequits happen in the midst of everything. quite rarely are they held off until the next day (unless, perhaps, there wasn't enough audience for it last night), much less two at one time holding off.

    and it's only tuesday...

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  38. LeeHere AbsentAugust 16, 2011 at 9:47 PM

    Both evol and Lain have returned to gV.

    http://gotvirtual.net/community/threads/crimes-against-convention-leehere-absent.2380/page-33#post-108486

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  39. HarveyAugust 16, 2011 at 9:49 PM

    What are you, nuts? Of course she (lain) will be back, she's *the* tech guru, the one that protects us all from the bad guys while we sleep at night (think of Colonel Jessep's monologue from "A Few Good Men's" courtroom scene), the "big dog" that keeps trolls and assholes from stinking up forums, the centre of attention, the drawer of lame-ass unfunny cartoons, the toker, the victim, but more importantly... THE BIGGEST DRAMA QUEEN ON THE INTERNET!

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  40. HarveyAugust 16, 2011 at 9:49 PM

    annnnnnnnnd there we are, Ragequit fail.

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  41. LeeHere AbsentAugust 16, 2011 at 10:06 PM

    Here are the thread summaries.

    Lias' summary: http://gotvirtual.net/community/threads/crimes-against-convention-leehere-absent.2380/page-29#post-108354

    Lain's summary: http://gotvirtual.net/community/threads/crimes-against-convention-leehere-absent.2380/page-34#post-108492

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  42. LeeHere AbsentAugust 16, 2011 at 10:38 PM

    @ Orfeu: Yeah, I love the forum interface. So clean.

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  43. 23rdDjinAugust 16, 2011 at 11:14 PM

    oh joy! now surely life can go on!

    and i see that staggeringly high IQ is in full swing:
    "Shouldn't you be molting down copper for scrap..."

    gosh but i miss that delicate flower.

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  44. LAugust 17, 2011 at 2:17 PM

    "I like pictures of bunny rabbits."
    :::a few posts of bunny rabbits pictures:::
    :::a few posts of dead bunny jokes:::
    :::a few complaints about crapping up the blogorums with stupid stuff like bunny pictures:::
    :::bunny defense league official position papers:::
    :::I've done research into Leporidae and have discovered the following...:::
    :::STFU pompous retard and stick some bunnies up your butt:::
    :::can't we all get along?:::
    :::STFU!:::
    :::I think we should all remember that the OP is simply about bunny pictures. If you don't like bunny pictures, move along!:::
    ::STFU! Who elected you god over the blogorum?:::
    :::has anyone seen my cheese?:::
    100+ posts later...
    :::gays suck:::
    100+ posts later of anti-anti-GLBTQ...
    :::SR sucks!:::
    :::SR is gone:::
    :::SR is here as an alt:::
    :::STFU!:::
    100+ posts later of rape remarks, did to/did not, revisionist history spins...
    :::HAHA "they" got banned!!!:::
    :::these rules suck:::
    :::we need rules:::
    :::STFU:::
    :::we need rules if they are evenly and transparently applied:::
    :::who elected YOU god of the blogorums?:::
    :::I can't stand this any more!:::
    :::STFU:::
    :::We can't have anything nice anymore:::
    :::That's it! I'm outta here 'ragequit':::
    20 posts later...
    :::ragequitter is back, retelling and revising in the process the posts everyone can read since ragequitter has been gone:::
    20 posts later...
    :::feminist take of the situation:::
    :::STFU:::
    20 posts later...
    :::posts by people who haven't read the entire thread LoLing at the cute bunny pictures on page 1:::
    :::suing for defamation:::

    That about it?

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  45. LeeHere AbsentAugust 17, 2011 at 8:12 PM

    Jolene's gV status says "done." I think Lias is watching for another possible flounce. (She's posted on Jolene's page and she's been updating the "ragequit" thread.)

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  46. LeeHere AbsentAugust 17, 2011 at 8:14 PM

    Don't forget the pile-on for the poster who said this, ":::can't we all get along?:::" Sometimes "STFU" just doesn't cover it. ;-)

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  47. stormAugust 18, 2011 at 7:58 AM

    Can't we all get along?

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  48. LAugust 18, 2011 at 9:17 AM

    Yeah, I could have been more exhaustive in my faux thread summation. See, I don't need to read the blogorums, I know them by heart! I was remiss in forgetting

    :::I haven't read through the thread as it is tl-dr; but here is my opinion on everything:::
    :::STFU:::
    followed by 200 more posts rehashing what this poster fucked up and/or brought back from the dead

    STFU doesn't cover it a lot of the time but, hey, that doesn't preclude it from being said often!

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  49. LAugust 18, 2011 at 9:17 AM

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  50. LeeHere AbsentAugust 19, 2011 at 1:09 PM

    Bunnie just went Spam can on gV.

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  51. LeeHere AbsentAugust 19, 2011 at 2:35 PM

    Lain (is Bams) said...

    "Bunnie didn't quit, so whoever's patting themselves on the back for credit on that one can suck it.

    She also asked me not to share anything else with the people on here. If and when she feels like posting something, she'll post it. Until then, leave her be."

    http://gotvirtual.net/community/threads/the-saloon-a-mature-area17-nsfw-red-thread.1200/page-60#post-109235

    &

    http://gotvirtual.net/community/threads/bunnie-come-back.2415/#post-109236

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  52. LeeHere AbsentAugust 24, 2011 at 6:44 PM

    23rdDjin said...
    "gosh but i miss that delicate flower."

    This was funny to me the first time I read it, but it just gets funnier and funnier.

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  53. 23rdDjinAugust 24, 2011 at 7:15 PM

    perhaps it was an understatement... an undigested bit of beef...

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  54. LeeHere AbsentAugust 24, 2011 at 7:17 PM

    ;)

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