Thursday, September 1, 2011

FAO: Ima

This.

51 comments:

  1. O.o

    /me instinctively turns his head away and makes a crucifix with his arms.

    /me yells : "The power of Christ compells you !! " (2x)

    /me sighs.

    But seriously .. you ARE able to twist your head a full 360 and vomit green stuff, right ? :|

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  2. OhMaaaGawwwd. Thank you for that early morning eye rape. I wish I would have seen that before I got to work, I would have called in sick.

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  3. @Ima, I was so smart to open the link Lee sent me, while still in bed and having my cornflakes and coffee.
    I had to lay down for another hour....(it's my day off, thank goodness...)

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  4. @Caitlin: I envy you. After the sick feeling in my gut passed...you guessed it, I looked again. I have never seen such a long neck on a man. It is absolutely creepy. I may not sleep peacefully for weeks now. Damn you LeeHere!!!

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  5. @ Ima : You looked .. again ? O.o

    No point blaming LeeHere then. :|

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  6. @Wil: Haha! It is like a train wreck! You just can't help but look. I also sent the link to my SO, because I'm loving like that and I like to share ;) He said G'damnit and Holy Fucknuckles and that made me laugh. I have never heard the term Fucknuckles...and it really cracks me up. See, there is positive in everything :)

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  7. Ima said...

    "OhMaaaGawwwd. Thank you for that early morning eye rape. I wish I would have seen that before I got to work, I would have called in sick."

    "After the sick feeling in my gut passed...you guessed it, I looked again. I have never seen such a long neck on a man. It is absolutely creepy. I may not sleep peacefully for weeks now. Damn you LeeHere!!!"

    Ah, these are the moments that make it all worthwhile.

    /me grins

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  8. Willem Huisman said...

    "You looked .. again ? O.o

    No point blaming LeeHere then. :|"

    Yeah! So there!

    LOL

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  9. Ima said...

    "I also sent the link to my SO, because I'm loving like that and I like to share."

    Yes! Another victim! I mean viewer... or something.

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  10. @LeeHere: Where is his penis? Did you PS it out?

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  11. Ima said...

    "Where is his penis?"

    I don't know. I asked the same question in the blog. I also asked, "What happens if he gets aroused?"

    "Did you PS it out?"

    Uh, no.

    As evidenced by the source:

    http://www.koalaswim.com/

    http://www.koalaswim.com/ko-swim-split-master.htm

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  12. At work, filter denied access to link :)

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  13. It could be a small mercy.

    (Check it out when you get home, ya perv. ;p)

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  14. Takes one to know one! Oh wait...

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  15. Ima said...

    " @Wil: Haha! It is like a train wreck! You just can't help but look. "

    Yes, you can help it. I could. I will not check twice.

    *mumble* Fucking Hell .... :|

    /me gets a McFlurry and forgets everything his eyes laid sight upon.

    Goddammit, LeeHere :P

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  16. @Wil: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Is that an Oreo McFlurry?

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  17. @ Ima : No .. the one with M&M's ..The Oreo's reminded me too much of cameltoes.

    *sigh* ... now lea'me alone in horror, demmit .. *mumble*

    /me takes another bite.

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  18. Nobody mention the word nuts.


    I kill you.

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  19. How about moose knuckles? Can we mention moose knuckles and remain unkilled?

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  20. Achmed's cool, but I cannot guarantee Walter wouldn't rip you a new one .. ;P

    .. but yeh .. you're relishing in the repulsion already .. have at it .. ^.^

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  21. /me corrects a mental note.

    /me strikes out an unimportant redundant name.

    Note says now : LeeHere utmost bad influence on Ima.

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  22. /me studies numerology to discover 666 is asscociated to LeeHere.

    'S gotta be in there somewhere goddemmit .. -.-

    Captcha : Sinistra

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  23. Wha? She is the devil? Iknewit!

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  24. Willem Huisman said...

    "LeeHere utmost bad influence on Ima."

    Muwahahaha.

    Ima said...

    "Wha? She is the devil? Iknewit!"

    Pfft. Old news.

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  25. Devil ? Hah .. Evil Incarnate. Chtulhu's Chylde. Madonna. Mother Theresa.

    You name it.

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  26. @Lee: Why did you fart before you said "Old news"?

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  27. @Ima : .. because that's her endearing reputation at gV already.

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  28. ... well .. that and other superlatives, no doubt.

    Captcha : monful

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  29. LOL

    I'm not sure y'all actually need me for this part of the conversation.

    ;)

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  30. We are conversing ? Aside my usual monologue ? Or helping Ima establish certainty ?

    Well .. what'd'y'know .. :|

    But hey sure ... Wasted's probably waiting for your attention already ... Shoosh .. ;P

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  31. Willem Huisman said...

    "Wasted's probably waiting for your attention already..."

    Lordie. I think the man has had enough of my attention.

    ;)

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  32. And just so you know ...

    Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, BAD, VERY EVILLY WICKED BAD, Leehere .. :P

    *grumble* Suits me right for clicking something that initially warns you for certain content.. :|

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  33. Well .. if Wasted would actually wear outfits like that ppl wouldn't initially be repulsed by his posts only. Might actually help him get accceptance.

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  34. Ima said...
    "@LeeHere: Where is his penis? Did you PS it out?"

    No, I did not "touch" the pictures or change them.

    I did, however, wonder the same thing.

    So I researched this a little further and, well, here's what the website says...

    "The design compresses and holds the shaft down inside of you and with the multiple suit adjustments, it allows your balls to be pulled down then split down the center to create a masterpiece."

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  35. What's the name of the garment ( NOT looking it up ). Dick in a nutshell ? Ballsbikini ? Testiclethong ?

    /me's mind boggles . NO, ITDINNINT !!!

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  36. It's in the blog post. It's called "The Changed Man Bikini."

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  37. @Lee: Somehow, and I'm not sure how, reading the description of the mechanics of this tiny tool holder, was almost more disturbing than the picture itself. Almost. Holds it down inside of you? Really? What? It's tucked along the taint and if sufficient in flacid length, the butt cheeks? Is this what is being said? I have to go bleach my mind. Be back soon.

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  38. Change is good ...

    ... but not as radicalism to the point of miniscule ridicule ... :S

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  39. @Ima : You are SO in trouble ...

    ... you're gonna order your SO an outfit like that , dontcha ? :P

    Told ya Leehere bad on you... :|

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  40. @Wil: Hahaha...No way! I have no desire to assassinate my sexual desire for my SO.

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  41. Lol ... yeh ..

    .. imagine the photographer during the shoot.

    "Ooh .. duncha look pretty in that ? Smile. Yeah.. big bright smile. Who's a pretty boy then ?" . Model smiling.

    I hope the dude's not a bouncer somewhere ... :|

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  42. @Wil: OMG! Ha! Poor, poor photographer...hahaha!

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  43. Here's another link for you, Ima.

    http://totalrandomnesshere.blogspot.com/2011/09/puppetry-of-penis-now-in-3d.html

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  44. @Lee: Hahahaha! Almost immediately after my SO stopped clawing at his eyes, he said "you can't play with Lee anymore."

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  45. @ Ima: Well then we'll just have to keep "playtime" our little secret.

    ;)

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  46. Ha! He knows he is not the boss of me. But I did have to promise not to print out or attempt the penis as a wrist watch instructions.

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  47. http://totalrandomnesshere.blogspot.com/2011/09/smoking-gun-stuff-steph-gives-me.html

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